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Big D is ruining my mojo!

I'm a first born,  I'm highly competitive.
Yes.
Sadly I am.
I admit it freely.
My younger brother and I are in many ways a lot alike. We have similar personalities.  We don't agree on everything, but we keep fairly symbiotic relationship going.  We co-exist well (even though I did dress him up as a girl when we were kids).
Things are changing, and I'm not coping well.
He has a far better job than me, and is a big success.
He has a good network of single friends (which I envy)
He is better off financially.
He lives in Hove (the UK which I envy)
He is on the path to dual citizenship.
He is really growing, faith-wise, and really being recognized and used in his church. ( I will not dignify my vexedness at the disparity between me and him on this one with words, as they would be uncouth, and necessitate a mouth enema)
He has lost over 80 lbs in the last 4 months, and really transformed the way he looks (I have my own issues with the diet plan and the rapidity of the weight loss, but that doesn't stop me from being envious)
All of these have been niggling around in the back of my head for a while, but they all came to a head today.

Today is our sister Bethany's birthday. (by the way go say hi and wish her a happy day. blond_sister is 32 today)
I called to wish her a Happy Birthday and this is how she answered the phone.
"I'm Gobsmacked!  I can't believe that Dave called to wish me a Happy Birthday before you did!"
GRRRRRR!
Insult to Injury.
I'm 5 hrs behind her in time as I'm in the Midwest and she's in the Uk, but I usually beat him.  Not that its a competition or anything, but I usually remember to call first.  Today he got the heads up  on  me.  Again.
I've about had it.
Having more hair that he does can't be the only thing I do better than him.
It just can't be.
Who stole my Big Sister Mojo?

Can I have it back?

Please?

I'm begging here!

Throw me a friggin' bone!

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Sorry I've not been around.  Training new people at work takes up all my internet time.

So I felt complete random and felt like making a some useless lists.

TV Shows I own Completely:
1. Seasons 1,2, 2.5, and 3 of Battlestar Galactica (the new one)…though Technically the second seasons are on itunes, and I wish I had them on Dvd.
2. All seasons of Alias
3. All seasons of Veronica Mars
4. All Seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5. All Seasons of Angel
6. Firefly
7. Wonderfalls
8. Seasons 1-10 of the Simpsons
9.  Some seasons of Red Dwarf (would like all of these on dvd!!!!)
10. Keeping Up Appearances (thanks Mum)

TV Shows I wish I had on dvd:
1. The Muppet Show
2. Pinkey and the Brain
3. All of Red Dwarf
4. Lost
5. Sex and the City
6.Torchwood
7. MI-5 (Spooks to you Brits)
8. How I met your mother
9. The Cosby Show
10. Both versions of The Office
11. ITV's Jane Austen series (the very recent ones)
12. Heroes
13. Pushing Daisies (when it comes)
14. Flight of the Chonchords
15. The A team
16. Scooby Doo (first two seasons before they went to crap with scrappy-doo)
17.  Anne of Green gables
18. Spaced.

TV shows I was nostalgic for and then realized what a load of crap they were:
1. The young ones
2. Knight Rider

Enjoy the very useless facts about me.

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